BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from November 23, 1998: Billy Thinks Barbie should Trust in SciFi

Click to make "ARMAGEDDON" seem like a better movie (or to see the full-size comic).

Because science fiction is never right about anything.

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from November 16, 1998: Billy Believes in Sledge Hammer Foreign Policy

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Of course, American foreign policy is used to be more like a poison in someone's drink--but that was pre-911 thinking.  Nowadays, Billy, and people who think like him, assume they are in the right at all times.  Reason, balance, and understanding are too much to expect from them.  So, here, have a missile. >_<

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for February 23, 2015: Leaders who Imprison their Critics are the WORST

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Seriously--I think leaders who do this are GREAT (please don't lock me up for being critical! It'll only make you look weak and unjust!).

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for February 16, 2015: Billy Wonders Why Your God is so Scared of Cartoons

Click to inflate thepete's ego (aka to see the full-size strip).

Ultimately, I feel like this undermines any argument for the existence of a supreme being as most religions define them.  I mean, seriously, if the guy (or gal) who created the universe is really threatened by some words or a drawing, he must of shot his load creating the universe because now he can't stand up for himself?  And if you think ending a life over someone's words or drawings (or ending a life in the name of those words or drawings) you need to get a blog.  Seriously.  Express your feelings and get them out of your system.  You'll feel better.  Then go read some science books.