Oh, crap, Barbie's not sure how to deal with ANOTHER white dude getting accused of #SexualAssault...

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Yeah, it's pretty fricken obvious Kav is the wrong guy for the job but then, we knew that the minute TRUMP picked him.

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Billy and Barbie know the main takeaway from last week. Well, the main 2 takeaways, really!

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Will MUELLER... PLEASE... SPILL THE BEANS!!!

Oh, man, I am so tired of this...

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The Most Disturbing Thing of All Re: @POTUS

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Here's hoping that the MainStream Media catch on to this little fact and STOP SAYING HIS NAME every five seconds. Or even better, they might STOP REPORTING ON EVERY DUMB-ASS THING HE SAYS. It's not ALL news, you morons! Who's the bigger moron? The moron or the morons who think everything he says is news?

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Billy tells Barbie: No, That's Not the Sky Falling...

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I want to believe the letters of Trump's name will keep falling!! The catch is, I'm just too cynical!  This asshole has been getting away with all kinds of horrible things for decades.  I hope this will end soon.  This guy really needs to go to jail for the stuff he's done.  I just hope all the details come out.

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Every Wonder Why Some People Insist on Speakerphone Calls in Public? Billy finds out why!

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Sadly, very few people are ever honest enough, or self-aware enough to admit when they are being idiots.

Some of us, CAN admit it. Like me, for ever thinking humanity could ever be even generally this honest or self-aware. I'm an idiot to hope for it. I'll hope anyway though! My cynicism be damned!

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THIS JUST IN from the ALL TRUMP NEWS NETWORK! What You Need to Know!

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Just the other night I saw Andrea Mitchell, a TV news reporter with decades of experience covering politics basically say that as long as Trump is president and Trump tweets, the news media will report on it--like it's the only reality possible.

Billy has news from the All #Trump News Network!

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Now, I don't agree with Trump and his whole "Fake News" thing, but, at this point, about 80% of news about Trump is fake.  There's no point in reporting the same BS coming out of his mouth every time he opens it but every day, that's what the American MSM does.  Let's be honest, the press also lets him get away with lying through his teeth every day.  Real journalists would call him on every last lie--to his face.  Hell, they don't even call him on it NOT to his face.  Lies are being told endlessly and very rarely are they referred to in news reports AS lies.  We've devolved into some sort of parody of America.  The government is run by amoral, cowardly, conservative corruptionists and spineless, meek, pretend liberals.  Meanwhile, the milquetoast media is too scared to confront the damn truth.

It's FUN watching America rot from the inside in real time! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Billy Ballpoint is VERY worried about the #BlueWave but Barbie sets him straight! (Please visit the site)

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America was stupid once (well, MORE than once)... what if it's stupid again? It's going to be hard, but we need to educate our friends and family (even many of the liberal ones) to understand that reality is the most important thing. Hard facts need to be prioritized over all else. None of this "I define this word as XYZ" crap or "that's not what I saw in the video/photos" BS.

Look in the dictionary. Look at video footage. Look at photos. If you can't prove something with evidence you are inaccurate or possibly even lying. If we don't ALL agree that facts are paramount, then we have not just lost our country but the right to be taken seriously by any country or any person.

Seriously: this isn't about whose narrative wins. It's about whether we survive as anything but a literal country version of Trump. A sycophantic bubble baby who literally denies any part of reality he doesn't like and FAR too many of us do the same.  The more we ignore science and logic and reality, the more we become Trumpmerica. Please. Let's stop this together!

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Barbie Ballpoint Can Teach You the Secret to Eternal Happiness! (Kinda!)

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I thought about what to draw this week and had this idea Barbie forgetting to watch the news for a week and realizing how good she felt. Then I realized turning the whole thing upside-down would make it much more funny. Was I right?

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