Barbie knows, with #hate, size matters...

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This strip is based on a true story--metaphorically speaking...

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Barbie fights fire with something else.

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Soooo many other ways I could have taken this week's comic...

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Barbie & Baxter know what we're all doing wrong

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I am seriously wondering why we follow all this stuff when in the big picture, the Mooch will be a tiny footnote.

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Barbie realizes that fate is too on-the-nose sometimes... #profanity

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This isn't a dig at all Italians--but you have to admit, that name is pretty stereotypical and so is his behavior.  Within days of his new position he was quoted in the press using profanity.  It's like he's an extra from GOODFELLAS or something.

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Barbie thinks #Trump is doing just fiiine...

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Forget impeachment--can we ARREST Trump now??? I mean, he's basically admitting there are things he's done that are pardon-worthy.