Hipster Cat Problems, this week on #BallpointAdventures.

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Who is more who is more annoying? Baxter or Barbie?

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Barbie knows cats are a great de-stresser, but do cats know?

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It's always fun when you use your pet as therapy but your pet has other plans.

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From 2006: Billy likes challenging religions. Today, it's Islam!

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I mean, it's a drawing. Is your god so weak that he is threatened by a cartoon?  You really should question a supreme being who can't take a joke.  Pretty sure that Mo' would be cool with some good-natured joshin'. ;)

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From 2006: Billy has the most reasonable reaction...

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I wish I knew how often I'd have the same urge as Billy in the coming years.

BTW, this is the final punchline I came up with for George W.'s State of the Union address.  That's ten in all. Things were so much easier back then.  These days, it's like how the hell am I supposed to make fun of people who are already absolute jokes?

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From 2006: #GeorgeW wasn't very good at hiding much...

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That's the funny thing about these politicians--they seem to think we're not paying attention.  They think that just because most folks don't want to accept the reality of two wars for nothing that NO one will notice and that history, itself, won't notice.

History will notice.  Just like so many of us who could see the metaphorical blood on Bush's hands back in 2006.  I still see it on other leaders since George W.  It's sad how we want to hide reality from ourselves.

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Barbie is NOT pleased with #Trump's hypocrisy...why aren't you?

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Seriously.  How is the press not hounding him on this?  He has the gall to go "OH WOE AS ME!" and no one has the reciprocal gall to say to Trump: "ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?  HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU DID TO OBAMA?!?"

And how often did Obama complain?  Not nearly as much as Trump has.  Not even close.

Trump is one of those things on ladies that he thinks are OK to grab.  If you support this guy, you are living with some serious contradictions.  This isn't about how you should like Hillary or anyone else--how can you support this utter hypocrite whiner?

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From 2006: Billy wonders why #GeorgeW hates the left.

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Almost done with my series of comics from the 2006 State of the Union address from George W. Bush--just a couple more to go.  But there is a lesson here--if you think Trump is bad, just remember that, while Bush wasn't as bad as Trump, he was pretty close AND he was waging two wars and killing tens of thousands of people through his actions.  Hopefully we can prevent Trump from doing the same.  Let's just hope that another 911 doesn't happen.

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You know #DonaldTrump won't stop.

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And no one seems to want to call him on his lies to his face.  When he was in reality TV, it was part of what made him "entertaining."  But now his lies are going to have effects on lives and probably end more than a few.  Somebody needs to get in his face and call him a liar.  If the Republicans aren't going to impeach this guy, we need to get him to start doing his damn job and stop lying about, well, EVERYTHING.  Good leaders don't need to lie about everything he's been lying about and good reporters don't let politicians get away with lies.

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Barbie realizes #Trump's #kryptonite!

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I can't believe so many people have no concept of what cowardice is. Just this morning, Trump kicked a reporter out of the Oval Office for asking about his claims of Obama wiretapping him.  The guy can't take responsibility for anything.  We are in big trouble if the GOP doesn't find some spine and impeach this guy.  I hate Pence, but I'm pretty sure he's not a coward.  At least, not like Trump is.

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From 2006: Billy and Barbie wonder: why the lies?

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Seriously: why do leaders pretend they aren't in it for themselves?  They could stop lying and life would be simple for all of us.

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Barbie Ballpoint Vs. Protester of Protesting!

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Seriously, kids--remove a person's ability to be heard and there are only two directions for them to go in: submit or get violent.

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From 2006: Barbie's expectations are much too high.

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Can't remember the last time I actually felt good (and I mean really good) about my country.  I think it was in college before I gave up on the military.  I didn't pass my physical.  And over the following years, I became really glad I did. Wow, was that a close call...

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Barbie gets sick of all these men telling her what to do with her body!

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Getting back to the more violent roots of Ballpoint Adventures with this one!  Why?  Because the shoe fits! Go after the rights of ALL WOMEN when pretty much anyone can buy a gun and kill someone suggests that you believe there is something inherently violent about a woman.  Statistically, it's much safer to assume that about us men.  I mean, how many wars have been fought by women?  Pretty sure it's none.

Weird how men are the ones trying to limit women's right to "kill" but think war is just fine and dandy.

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From 2006: George W. was "funny".

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Yeah, this is 4 of MANY of my comic strips on George W. Bush's 2006 State of the Union address. They do get more "funny" so please stay tuned.

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Well, we all knew it was coming but still Barbie is sad...

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Honestly, I drew this back in February but left the number blank until this week.  Let's hope I don't have to reset the number for a long while.

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From 2006: Waiting for the future is always hard...

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The good new is that in 2008 Billy and Barbie would have much less to complain about (but not nothing).  This is the 3rd of MANY strips I wrote for George W. Bush's 2006 State of the Union address.  PLENTY more to come.

When it comes to right-wingnuts, Barbie can't even...

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This is based on an actual conversation I over heard in midtown Manhattan, just a few days ago.

I've actually seen this kind of thing happen on "both" "sides" of this argument.  That said, the Republicans are in control, it's up to them to compromise if they really want everyone else on their side.  That's just basic negotiating tactics.  (They also have more to compromise on and the lefties have less to lose because so much has already been taken from them.)

From 2006: Liars on TV (it's not new)

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It's truly sad how eternal lying politicians are (and how badly it's gotten lately--I mean, I thought we had it bad in 2006!)

Barbie knows what @realDonaldTrump has become...do you?

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How many FAILS are we going to give this guy before we start calling a spade a spade? I say none from here.  Everyone started calling George W. Bush a lame duck president within 9 months of taking office. I'd say it's definitely time for Donald "The Failure" Trump to assume the mantle of Sir Duck of Lame.

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From 2006: The State of the Union hasn't changed!

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Seems like Trump wasn't the first white guy to con Christians.  :/

This is the first of a series of strips I wrote in reaction to George W. Bush's 2006 State of the Union Address.  There was so much to say, half way through his second term.  Still don't know how America elected him the second time.  Hopefully, we'll be smarter with Trump and not give him a second term (or even a full first term!).

Barbie knows just how to deal with #GlobalWarming

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Yeah, it's getting pretty desperate-seeming here in thepete cave.  Putting my main character on a flaming Earth should tell you how I feel things are going right now.

Good luck to us all.

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From 2006: Sometimes Billy really hates TV

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C'mon--you know you've thought about putting a hand-ax through your TV before!  ADMIT IT! (In the Trump era, we all do on a regular basis!)

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Barbie calls out @SteveKingIA for his #WhiteSupremacist words

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Sorry, no actual joke this week. I just couldn't find anything funny about Congressman Steve King's words.

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From 2006: Billy discovers something about humanity (yuck!)

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This is definitely semi-autobiographical. ;)


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Barbie knows this doesn't have to continue...

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That's the tragedy of all of this. If POTUS wanted to stop being a jackass he could.  Every day he chooses to be obnoxious, paranoid, cowardly, and unAmerican.

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From 2006: Barbie Ballpoint wants you to talk to the hand!

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Not sure what I was going for with this one, to be honest.  As much funnier people than I have said: they can't all be gems, folks!!

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Barbie uncovers a dark (tiny) truth about @realDonaldTrump & America...

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This is a nice throwback to some of the more randy BALLPOINT ADVENTURES comics.

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From 2006: Billy calls out #GeorgeW's fear mongering.

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Eleven years ago, I thought George W. was a huge fear monger.  Donald Trump has him beat for most cowardly liar.


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Barbie has TOTALLY figured out #DonaldTrump!

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Seriously--tell me how this doesn't explain everything about Donald Trump...


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From 2006: Barbie let's #fear manipulate her once again!

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Eleven years after I drew this comic we can clearly see that fear mongering by jerky white guys in the White House is nothing new.  Yes, I know Billy spelled Al Qaeda wrong.  Sometimes I experimented with the idea that I would make these characters flawed by intentionally leaving in a mistake.  Not sure it ever helped make anything more funny or more effective commentary.

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Barbie has serious issues with @realDonaldTrump, but he knows the truth!

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You know that this is just the beginning, too.  Less than a month in and Trump and his lackeys have already started spreading the idea that his word is unassailable.  File this one under "the tip of the iceberg."

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Barbie wants to introduce the leader of the free world...

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This is the reality behind our new "leader" and his tough talk.  You know this, right?


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From 2006: Billy hates Apologists!

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With all the rewriting of reality lately, this strip seems pretty topical.

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Barbie (and the rest of us) can't BELIEVE all the lies...

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The country's kind of become a joke at this point, don't you think?

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From 2006: Billy and Barbie muse about being lied to

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So, this comic was drawn 11 years ago and now look how bad this sort of thing has gotten. The guy in the White House lies pretty much ever time he opens his mouth now and pretty much everyone pretty much just shrugs it off.

We are in a lot of trouble.


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Billy knows just what to do now that Trump is in the White House

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I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do this if I knew how to.


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From 2006: Billy wants YOU to NOT trust our leaders!

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Well, this is an ironically timed classic BALLPOINT ADVENTURES comic, considering what is happening this week in Washington DC... now, just a reminder, Billy only fake kills people.  Don't consider anything you see in this comic as an endorsement of violence.  Seriously though, fake killing is more fun than real killing, for a lot of reasons, including the part where you don't have to go to prison or the electric chair for it.


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Billy & Barbie discuss the worst part of #Trump in the #WhiteHouse

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This has always been my biggest problem with unintelligent people.  It's like that ridiculous "unknown unknowns" argument Donald Rumsfeld used back when the Iraq war first started to go south.  He said something like "we don't know what we don't know!" At LEAST this indicated that Rummy knew the limits of his...

From 2006: Billy calls out the media's bias and Barbie proves it

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Well, this is pretty topical in that just the other night Meryl Streep said at the Golden Globes that America needs a strong press.  Guess our press has been having trouble for a long time now! :(

This is why I've been listening to Democracy Now for over a decade now.  That isn't where I get ALL my news--no source should be trusted completely--but it is the most reality-based that I've been able to find.

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Billy and Barbie wonder if Trump knows who the biggest fool is!

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Hey, I think I've answered the age old question "who is the bigger fool?"  The bigger fool is the one who can't recognize the fool in the mirror.

Can't WAIT for this guy to be in the White House. America will be the laughing stock of the world. ;(


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From 2006: Billy can't just kill indiscriminately!

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Hey, sometimes our metaphorical escapes need to practiced literally.

Yeah, I'm not sure what I mean by that either! :P


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Is it REALLY a Happy New Year?

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Yep, not much else to say about the end of the year and the beginning of the new one aside from this. Let's hope that 2017 is better than 2016!  With Trump in the White House it could easily be a whole lot worse!

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