THIS JUST IN from the ALL TRUMP NEWS NETWORK! What You Need to Know!

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Just the other night I saw Andrea Mitchell, a TV news reporter with decades of experience covering politics basically say that as long as Trump is president and Trump tweets, the news media will report on it--like it's the only reality possible.

Billy and Barbie remind us all to not forget how another POTUS was far from perfect!

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Billy has news from the All #Trump News Network!

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Now, I don't agree with Trump and his whole "Fake News" thing, but, at this point, about 80% of news about Trump is fake.  There's no point in reporting the same BS coming out of his mouth every time he opens it but every day, that's what the American MSM does.  Let's be honest, the press also lets him get away with lying through his teeth every day.  Real journalists would call him on every last lie--to his face.  Hell, they don't even call him on it NOT to his face.  Lies are being told endlessly and very rarely are they referred to in news reports AS lies.  We've devolved into some sort of parody of America.  The government is run by amoral, cowardly, conservative corruptionists and spineless, meek, pretend liberals.  Meanwhile, the milquetoast media is too scared to confront the damn truth.

It's FUN watching America rot from the inside in real time! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Billy Ballpoint is VERY worried about the #BlueWave but Barbie sets him straight! (Please visit the site)

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America was stupid once (well, MORE than once)... what if it's stupid again? It's going to be hard, but we need to educate our friends and family (even many of the liberal ones) to understand that reality is the most important thing. Hard facts need to be prioritized over all else. None of this "I define this word as XYZ" crap or "that's not what I saw in the video/photos" BS.

Look in the dictionary. Look at video footage. Look at photos. If you can't prove something with evidence you are inaccurate or possibly even lying. If we don't ALL agree that facts are paramount, then we have not just lost our country but the right to be taken seriously by any country or any person.

Seriously: this isn't about whose narrative wins. It's about whether we survive as anything but a literal country version of Trump. A sycophantic bubble baby who literally denies any part of reality he doesn't like and FAR too many of us do the same.  The more we ignore science and logic and reality, the more we become Trumpmerica. Please. Let's stop this together!

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Barbie Ballpoint Can Teach You the Secret to Eternal Happiness! (Kinda!)

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I thought about what to draw this week and had this idea Barbie forgetting to watch the news for a week and realizing how good she felt. Then I realized turning the whole thing upside-down would make it much more funny. Was I right?

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Billy and Barbie Know Why Comparing Presidents is a Dumb-Ass Game...

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Obviously, George H.W. Bush was not the worst president America has seen. However, calling George HW "honorable" to anyone who remembers the dark side of his service to America is offensive. I mean, dude ran the CIA, FFS. How honorable can a guy who ran the CIA even be?  I suppose it depends on your definition of the word "honorable."

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Barbie Fights for Human Rights with an AX

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Soooo tired of the binary landscape we live in. Granted, Barbie's not dealing with it in the best way, but her way sure feels good, doesn't it?

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Billy, Barbie, and Baxter call @realDonaldTrump on one of his many #lies

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I think we should all use Starburst candy as a sign of resistance against Trump. He was such a jackass to use them in some weird passive aggressive way against Angela Merkel at the G7. We need to remind him of how powerless and weak he felt at that moment, all he could do was throw candy at another world leader. Good plan, PUNK.

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Billy's butt and #Trump have something in common!

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Seriously--Trump would claim ANY investigation exonerates him of colluding with Russia--even one examining Billy's butt.

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Billy remembers a time when another president was messing up in the White House

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This is how full of shit the Republicans are. A single adulterous affair in the White House is the worst thing that could happen, according to the GOP. Of course, two failed wars, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, and now everything with Trump, are all MUCH worse than Bill and his intern, but you wouldn't know that from the GOP speaking out about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Billy and Baxter Have Discovered a New Stench (smells like #TRUMP)

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What more is there to say than: this comic is now absolutely a documentary. :(

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You'll never guess what #Trump Tweeted! OK, Maybe You Will...

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Seriously... there are no more adults in Washington, DC. An adult would stop Trump.

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Billy Brings Home Reality...

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With the Trump Administration doing so much amoral, illegal, and horrible things and not immediately getting in trouble for them, it's hard to think that any facts matter any more.

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Baxter the cat understands the #Trump #Russia story in a way no one else does!

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OK, OK! I admit it, I copy-and-pasted the ball drawing. It takes an artist more skilled than I to nail an identical ball four times in a row!

Anyway, this is how I feel watching the news for a big announcement from the Mueller Team.

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Now THIS is how to deal! (According to Billy, Barbie, & Baxter Ballpoint!)

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I actually thought about listening to the news from NPR this morning but decided I was just absolutely sick of hearing Trump's voice.  This is worse than it was under George W. or his pop.

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Baxter the Cat is DONE with #Trump news!! Are you with her?

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Wow, this is so autobiographical, it's not even funny.  Well, hopefully it's a little funny.

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So, #MissionAccomplished? Barbie knows the truth!!

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Definitely venting through my characters this week, folks!

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Billy realizes Trump actually blamed Putin for something--kinda...


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This Trump shit is getting pretty old.  Shame the Republicans are so spineless and don't seem to care about the logical fiber of this country fraying at the edges.

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Billy, Barbie, Baxter realize that America needs a FICTIONAL #Trump!

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The saddest thing about Trump is that this is absolutely true about him. He was raised to completely overlook the good in anyone. Probably, even himself. His utter lack of shit-giving for anyone else on the planet informs every choice he makes. Goodness, love, compassion, informs nothing. He is one sad jackass.

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Barbie and Baxter discover what @realDonaldTrump is REALLY saying...

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Wouldn't it be nice if Siri could actually do this? Of course, all the TRUMPets (rhymes with "puppets") would just yell "FAKE AI!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It's #Trump who wants #PoliceState #schools. Baxter knows why!

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Slowly but surely since 9/11 at least and probably since the FISA courts were established, we've been losing little bits of our inalienable rights.

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Barbie, Billy and Baxter the #Cat "celebrate" #PresidentsDay!

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Seriously, I really don't want to live ANOTHER Presidents Day with this amazing asshole as president.

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Billy, Barbie, and Baxter all know what #Trump's #America is at this point.

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We have nearly spineless Democrats and amoral Republicans have all the power but refuse to use it for the forces of good. MAGA actually means "Make America Gross and Amoral".

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What does the #NunesMemo tell YOU?

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I mean, seriously. Truth is dead at this point, right?

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Billy is shocked that #Trump hasn't been impeached!

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Of course, Billy knew it. This is the most predictable storyline since the second half of Star Trek Discovery's first season! We might as well live it--the entire Republican Party has escaped to our planet from the Mirror Universe!  Meanwhile, the Dems have escaped from the Milquetoast Universe. :/

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Wow--Barbie and Baxter are shocked at who has returned!

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Yeah, this is not where I'd hope we'd be after one year in to the Trump Era. I'm not surprised he's not been impeached yet, just disappointed...

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Barbie has something to say about #Trump's constant denials...

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Seriously... the GOP are going to look like endless shits after this mess resolves--IF it resolves. >_<

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Happy New Year! Does 2018 suck already? FIND OUT!

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This has been my urge every time I read the news since election night 2016.

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