244 years...

First new Ballpoint Adventures Comic in 2 years. 

Billy knows it's THAT time of the year again! (And it's probably not what you think!)

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This douchebag is STILL president. Come on, 2019!!

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Good old @realDonaldTrump gets the treatment he deserves (and it's a laugh!)

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Just once I wish we could see this happen in a press conference. I mean, the UN was great, but the    press really needs to stop treating this guy like a real leader.

In other news:
RIP Stan Lee. He literally taught me how powerful people should behave.

With great power comes great responsibility.

That was the lesson he taught readers in Spider-Man comics. Now, if only the idiots in Washington DC could learn the same lesson.

When you don't know who to lash out at, do what Billy and Barbie do!

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What a mess. Who should we hate the most? The catalyst. Especially the catalyst who knows he is a catalyst. President Baking Soda knows vinegar is just waiting out there for a purpose.  Yep, Baking Soda has a Twitter account.

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Billy and Barbie are about to tell YOU why the media LOVES/HATES @realDonaldTrump

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I know I've covered this before but seriously! The only glimmer of hope is that Fox News has stopped live coverage of Trump's Nazi-style rallies due to low ratings. Hopefully this will continue, but I know better than to hope too much.

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Liars, Liars, Everywhere--so many, Billy and Barbie have plenty to spare :(

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It's the trifecta! No, not that the Republicans control all three branches of government--it's that they've compromised all three branches of government by putting known, demonstrable liars in prominent positions making the US government pretty much entirely untrustworthy. Before now, we couldn't trust them, but now it's just out in the open. This is what many of us have been seeing coming but we just get ignored because no one wants to believe the worst could ever happen again. Well, folks, if it happened before, it can happen again. And it is. Right here in America. Good luck to We, The People. I know we can survive, but it won't be without us trying.

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Oh, crap, Barbie's not sure how to deal with ANOTHER white dude getting accused of #SexualAssault...

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Yeah, it's pretty fricken obvious Kav is the wrong guy for the job but then, we knew that the minute TRUMP picked him.

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Billy and Barbie know the main takeaway from last week. Well, the main 2 takeaways, really!

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Will MUELLER... PLEASE... SPILL THE BEANS!!!

Oh, man, I am so tired of this...

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The Most Disturbing Thing of All Re: @POTUS

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Here's hoping that the MainStream Media catch on to this little fact and STOP SAYING HIS NAME every five seconds. Or even better, they might STOP REPORTING ON EVERY DUMB-ASS THING HE SAYS. It's not ALL news, you morons! Who's the bigger moron? The moron or the morons who think everything he says is news?

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Billy tells Barbie: No, That's Not the Sky Falling...

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I want to believe the letters of Trump's name will keep falling!! The catch is, I'm just too cynical!  This asshole has been getting away with all kinds of horrible things for decades.  I hope this will end soon.  This guy really needs to go to jail for the stuff he's done.  I just hope all the details come out.

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THIS JUST IN from the ALL TRUMP NEWS NETWORK! What You Need to Know!

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Just the other night I saw Andrea Mitchell, a TV news reporter with decades of experience covering politics basically say that as long as Trump is president and Trump tweets, the news media will report on it--like it's the only reality possible.

Billy and Barbie remind us all to not forget how another POTUS was far from perfect!

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Billy has news from the All #Trump News Network!

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Now, I don't agree with Trump and his whole "Fake News" thing, but, at this point, about 80% of news about Trump is fake.  There's no point in reporting the same BS coming out of his mouth every time he opens it but every day, that's what the American MSM does.  Let's be honest, the press also lets him get away with lying through his teeth every day.  Real journalists would call him on every last lie--to his face.  Hell, they don't even call him on it NOT to his face.  Lies are being told endlessly and very rarely are they referred to in news reports AS lies.  We've devolved into some sort of parody of America.  The government is run by amoral, cowardly, conservative corruptionists and spineless, meek, pretend liberals.  Meanwhile, the milquetoast media is too scared to confront the damn truth.

It's FUN watching America rot from the inside in real time! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Billy and Barbie Know Why Comparing Presidents is a Dumb-Ass Game...

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Obviously, George H.W. Bush was not the worst president America has seen. However, calling George HW "honorable" to anyone who remembers the dark side of his service to America is offensive. I mean, dude ran the CIA, FFS. How honorable can a guy who ran the CIA even be?  I suppose it depends on your definition of the word "honorable."

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Billy, Barbie, and Baxter call @realDonaldTrump on one of his many #lies

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I think we should all use Starburst candy as a sign of resistance against Trump. He was such a jackass to use them in some weird passive aggressive way against Angela Merkel at the G7. We need to remind him of how powerless and weak he felt at that moment, all he could do was throw candy at another world leader. Good plan, PUNK.

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Billy's butt and #Trump have something in common!

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Seriously--Trump would claim ANY investigation exonerates him of colluding with Russia--even one examining Billy's butt.

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Billy remembers a time when another president was messing up in the White House

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This is how full of shit the Republicans are. A single adulterous affair in the White House is the worst thing that could happen, according to the GOP. Of course, two failed wars, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, and now everything with Trump, are all MUCH worse than Bill and his intern, but you wouldn't know that from the GOP speaking out about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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What's this about taming something and not apologizing for it?

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You'll never guess what #Trump Tweeted! OK, Maybe You Will...

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Seriously... there are no more adults in Washington, DC. An adult would stop Trump.

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Billy Brings Home Reality...

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With the Trump Administration doing so much amoral, illegal, and horrible things and not immediately getting in trouble for them, it's hard to think that any facts matter any more.

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