First new Ballpoint Adventures Comic in 2 years.
Comics posted every Monday and Thursday. Some content may not be entirely safe for work or children. Billy sometimes kills people graphically and sometimes has sex with Barbie while pretending to be God. But really, it's just stick figures, so you should really just relax. UNDER 18? PLEASE DON'T READ THIS COMIC #CoA
Billy knows it's THAT time of the year again! (And it's probably not what you think!)
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Barbie still wants her answers and finally, she gets one!
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Yes, this comic is about #Republicans. Well, the punchilne is.
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In the meantime, the punchline refers to Republicans or anyone who wants it "their way." The universe does not give a shit about your way. So, treat everyone with respect and politeness and maybe they will help you get it done your way. I don't care if sometimes raising a big stink gets you to "your way" faster. Do you want to shit on people to get "your way"? Just be nice whether it gets you what you want or not.
Thank you for reading.
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Barbie begins to recognize how unfair life is to her.
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Can you tell I've worked in retail? This person is horrible. I mean, not "Hitler" horrible, but compared to where she should be? Chill out, lady!
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Billy and Barbie explore the United State of Futility
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I'm often the canary in the coal mine shaft, so this week's Ballpoint may not resonate with you. That said, I've been noticing more and more truly pointless arguments from all kinds of people on all sides of politics and non-politics. Even arguments that seem important often aren't because we've been tricked into distraction. There are times when I listen to people complain and I just don't understand what they are looking for. Like the expectations they've formed in their minds don't match anything fair to this reality. I feel like many of us are swirling down the drain of futility in this country and on this planet.
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Barbie wants answers this week--does Billy have them? FIND OUT!
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DO IT NOW. (I need to eat!)
Good old @realDonaldTrump gets the treatment he deserves (and it's a laugh!)
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Just once I wish we could see this happen in a press conference. I mean, the UN was great, but the press really needs to stop treating this guy like a real leader.
In other news:
RIP Stan Lee. He literally taught me how powerful people should behave.
With great power comes great responsibility.
That was the lesson he taught readers in Spider-Man comics. Now, if only the idiots in Washington DC could learn the same lesson.
Barbie is in the voting mood--including her color!!
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When you don't know who to lash out at, do what Billy and Barbie do!
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What a mess. Who should we hate the most? The catalyst. Especially the catalyst who knows he is a catalyst. President Baking Soda knows vinegar is just waiting out there for a purpose. Yep, Baking Soda has a Twitter account.
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