Barbie begins to recognize how unfair life is to her.

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Can you tell I've worked in retail? This person is horrible.  I mean, not "Hitler" horrible, but compared to where she should be?  Chill out, lady!

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From 2006: Barbie's expectations are much too high.

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Can't remember the last time I actually felt good (and I mean really good) about my country.  I think it was in college before I gave up on the military.  I didn't pass my physical.  And over the following years, I became really glad I did. Wow, was that a close call...

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From 2006: Barbie asks a good question about the American flag.

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Hey, it's an honest question.  There was a time when that flag seemed to stand for freedom, but even then...