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I think if a candidate doesn't have the moral strength to accept reality about himself (especially about something as inconsequential as one's hair) he or she probably doesn't have the moral strength to deal with the reality of much more important things.
Seriously. If you're a guy who is embarrassed by his hairline, I don't want you running my country and leading the US military. You're a childish coward who needs to stop hiding behind a toupee.
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