Billy and Barbie are excited the primaries are over. Or not.

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I KNOW, I know, I should be excited there is a woman I get to vote for in November, and I am, but that still...

From 12/15/2003: #BillyBallpoint gets fed up with the American #TwoPartySystem with an AX!

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It's gratifying to see Bernie Sanders do so well 13 years after I drew this strip. Finally, Americans are...

From 2003: #BillyBallpoint chats with a #Republican about #hypocrisy--er--policy.

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Ha! This is just what I was talking about in this week's new BALLPOINT ADVENTURES strip! Only it's MUCH

#BillyBallpoint and #PaulETishan tussle in a battle of wits!

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You know who I'm talking about with this comic strip.  Though, technically, he's not a politician, really, though

#BillyBallpoint feels burned about #BernieSanders and you should, too...

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You know this is true--Clinton is doing very well, despite being disliked by many and Trump is doing insanely well despite being insane.  If Bernie had been covered like Donald and Hillary have been, it's pretty likely that

Aww, poor #BarbieBallpoint! She's so sad about the election for #POTUS!

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Yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's disappointing that the first viable female candidate for president

Barbie and Billy return from the Puppy President Earth with a surprise!

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In a classic case of "the grass is always greener...", Billy and Barbie decide that an alternate reality is not the

Billy Tells Barbie Why an Alt USA Elected a Puppy #POTUS!

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Gee, I wonder who I was thinking about when I wrote this comic strip?  Well, initially, I was thinking about the

Billy and Barbie come to a grim conclusion about the race for #POTUS2016...

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It's true folks! We're basically doomed to the status quo, at best.  Which, you know, kinda sucks, frankly. We're

#CarlaFiorina Quits and Billy-and-Barbie-style wackiness ensues!

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OK, so, that's not really what Fiorina is up to now that she's quit her run for POTUS, but you know it's entirely

Billy has an Ax for Overpoliticking.

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This strip is NOT an endorsement of violence toward Hillary Clinton, women in general, or toward anyone else.  This is a comic strip.  This strip simply calls people on their shit. Why does Billy use an ax?  Read on...

Bombo the Clown Candidate Warns America about the Ugly Threat!

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Bombo has a point--his daughter is HOT, but... dad's coming onto daughters? Uhhhmmm....

When Bombo the Ballpoint Clown is #POTUS, he will protect you from EVERYONE!

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You ever feel like maybe we are afraid of a lot of people?  Bombo thinks you're right!

Does a Presidential Candidate's HAIR Make a Difference? Billy says YES!

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Is a candidate's hair important to you?  Here's what I think:

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 8/3/15: Elephants, Asses, and Clowns--Sounds Like a Circus to Billy!

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So, we have the elephants (Republicans), asses (Democrats) and clowns (candidates). Let's call it what it is: