Barbie Fights for Human Rights with an AX

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Soooo tired of the binary landscape we live in. Granted, Barbie's not dealing with it in the best way, but her way sure feels good, doesn't it?

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Barbie does a #GOP guy a favor...with an ax!

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This isn't a depiction of violence against a Republican--it's just depiction of kindness to a Republican!

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Barbie knows reality can be an ax to ignorance

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The one flaw in this joke is that stupid people don't care that Irma is solid evidence that Global Warming isn't a hoax.

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Barbie Ballpoint Vs. Protester of Protesting!

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Seriously, kids--remove a person's ability to be heard and there are only two directions for them to go in: submit or get violent.

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Barbie gets sick of all these men telling her what to do with her body!

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Getting back to the more violent roots of Ballpoint Adventures with this one!  Why?  Because the shoe fits! Go after the rights of ALL WOMEN when pretty much anyone can buy a gun and kill someone suggests that you believe there is something inherently violent about a woman.  Statistically, it's much safer to assume that about us men.  I mean, how many wars have been fought by women?  Pretty sure it's none.

Weird how men are the ones trying to limit women's right to "kill" but think war is just fine and dandy.

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From 2006: Sometimes Billy really hates TV

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C'mon--you know you've thought about putting a hand-ax through your TV before!  ADMIT IT! (In the Trump era, we all do on a regular basis!)

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From 2006: Billy hates Apologists!

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With all the rewriting of reality lately, this strip seems pretty topical.

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From 2006: Billy wants YOU to NOT trust our leaders!

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Well, this is an ironically timed classic BALLPOINT ADVENTURES comic, considering what is happening this week in Washington DC... now, just a reminder, Billy only fake kills people.  Don't consider anything you see in this comic as an endorsement of violence.  Seriously though, fake killing is more fun than real killing, for a lot of reasons, including the part where you don't have to go to prison or the electric chair for it.


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From 2006: Billy can't just kill indiscriminately!

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Hey, sometimes our metaphorical escapes need to practiced literally.

Yeah, I'm not sure what I mean by that either! :P


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From 2006: Barbie is #praying and Billy wants to help!

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Truth be told, I actually find this strip to be a little irksome. I am not a fan of oppressing women, especially...

From 2006: Billy knows how to beat the NSA!

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Of course, this is UTTERLY ABSURD!  WHO would want to live life without their cell phone? Actually...

From 2006: Billy figures out how to get the NSA to stop.

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Funny how I drew this more than ten years ago and yet, I feel no safer having a completely free...

It's been a long time since Billy used his ax on someone!

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People are a fact of life.  You can't escape having to deal with them eventually and, often, Billy's solution to them seems like the best option.  I AM NOT ENDORSING VIOLENCE.  I'm just saying it sure looks like fun sometimes.

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This week's #BallpointAdventures is all about #HillaryClinton

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From 12/15/2003: #BillyBallpoint gets fed up with the American #TwoPartySystem with an AX!

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It's gratifying to see Bernie Sanders do so well 13 years after I drew this strip. Finally, Americans are...

#BillyBallpoint knows it's always important to be prepared!

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Yep, Billy believes in always being prepared!  He's such a Boy Scout, isn't he? OK, maybe not. Funny story:

Classic #BALLPOINT: Ever forget the name of someone you know well?

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This is another BALLPOINT ADVENTURES strip that is based on a true story.  Annoyingly, the catch is that it's

From 2003: #BillyBallpoint's Workplace Advice for YOU!

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So, this was the first new BALLPOINT ADVENTURES strip in four years. I came back to it because of one

From 1999: The Original Final Ballpoint Adventures comic!

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Back in 1999, my plan was to only draw BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for a limited time. This was to be the final strip. However, before too long, I felt the urge to resurrect Billy and Barbie Ballpoint to ax society even more challenging questions.  Stop by BallpointAdventures.com in a week's time to learn the specific reason why BALLPOINT ADVENTURES was brought back!

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From 1999: Billy Ballpoint doesn't just hate most people...

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Yeah, it's a common trait among artists to self-loathe.  Well, all the good ones, anyway! ;) For me, the self-