It's Halloween and the scariest thing around is the future.

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America ruled by Trump may be the most frightening thing we've faced as a nation. Nothing scares me...

Many Americans share Billy's sentiment about women, sadly...

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Yeah, it's a sad fact that far too many men in America today still think of women in this way. Trump has...

Barbie smells something funny coming from #Trump HQ

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So glad this is finally a comic strip I can draw.  Wow.  I honestly hadn't expected this to happen, but obviously...

From 2006: Billy knows how to beat the NSA!

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Of course, this is UTTERLY ABSURD!  WHO would want to live life without their cell phone? Actually...

Billy buys some boots and you'll never guess why! (Tho' you might!)

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Even if we all wear hipwaders, we're all going to drown in the tsunami of mud and bile and orange tanning...

From 2006: Billy figures out how to get the NSA to stop.

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Funny how I drew this more than ten years ago and yet, I feel no safer having a completely free...

Billy commits the Cardinal #Sin against #Feminism and pays for it!

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I've been experiencing this joke slowly over decades. There was a time when it was OK to say stuff like this...

Barbie is worried Billy might say something to get himself in trouble.

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This classic strip is all about protesting how we pretend something is much better than it really is. Like our...

It's been a long time since Billy used his ax on someone!

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People are a fact of life.  You can't escape having to deal with them eventually and, often, Billy's solution to them seems like the best option.  I AM NOT ENDORSING VIOLENCE.  I'm just saying it sure looks like fun sometimes.

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