Billy and Barbie come to a grim conclusion about the race for #POTUS2016...

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It's true folks! We're basically doomed to the status quo, at best.  Which, you know, kinda sucks, frankly. We're

From 1999: Billy lets Barbie in on a little secret about violence...

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What do you want?!? It's TRUE! ;)

#BillyBallpoint makes a discovery with his #JERKOMETER!

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I'm not generally one to speak ill of the dead.  I like to be subtle about it. ;) After all, I could have been

Wow. #BillyBallpoint needs some ax-free therapy.

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Yep, this used to be my problem. I spent a LOT of time hating things and people and things that people did and

#CarlaFiorina Quits and Billy-and-Barbie-style wackiness ensues!

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OK, so, that's not really what Fiorina is up to now that she's quit her run for POTUS, but you know it's entirely

FULL FRONTAL NUDITY IN THIS BALLPOINT ADVENTURES COMIC!!

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After drawing the strip referencing the non-NC-17ness of EYES WIDE SHUT, I realized that I'd been drawing

Billy Ballpoint LOVES Football!! (Sorta)...

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Yeah, so, I really didn't need to draw the rest of this strip, did I?

Barbie Ballpoint says YES!! to an NC-17 rating!

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Right around when I drew this, the film EYES WIDE SHUT had come out.  I remember seeing it, deciding it

An uneducated pop star faces off against Billy!

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Ohhhh, this is bizarre to me that we even have to have this discussion with someone. There is something so wrong with this...

Billy calls Hillary on her Excuses (with an ax!)

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As usual, I don't endorse violence against women or men in real life.  Just stick-figure violence.  I also don't endorse blaming childhood as an excuse for behavior as an adult.  The point is...