Billy & Barbie realize #HillaryClinton's shrinking lead is #Trump'ed up!

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By some sort of error within Blogger, this strip did not post when it should have.  It sat in my queue as a draft for some reason.  Regardless, I am glad it did since it ultimately relied on data that was utterly, completely incomplete and misleading.  If anyone should suffer for what happened on November 8, 2016, it's the polling industry.  They pretended their numbers were somehow accurate and indicative of how Americans would vote and yet it went the other way.

Read on if you want to read my original commentary for this strip.  It's still accurate, but the poll numbers I reference, obviously, weren't.

-thepete 11/11/16

It's Halloween and the scariest thing around is the future.

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America ruled by Trump may be the most frightening thing we've faced as a nation. Nothing scares me...

Barbie smells something funny coming from #Trump HQ

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So glad this is finally a comic strip I can draw.  Wow.  I honestly hadn't expected this to happen, but obviously...

Billy buys some boots and you'll never guess why! (Tho' you might!)

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Even if we all wear hipwaders, we're all going to drown in the tsunami of mud and bile and orange tanning...

This week's #BallpointAdventures is all about #HillaryClinton

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#HillaryClinton

#BarbieBallpoint is SO excited to vote for a ladyyyy!

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Yeah, I just don't get why American campaigns need to go on for so long. This is going to be especially...

Billy and Barbie are excited the primaries are over. Or not.

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I KNOW, I know, I should be excited there is a woman I get to vote for in November, and I am, but that still...

Billy and Barbie Ballpoint take Donald "I got lotsa money" #Trump down a notch!

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What have we been hearing ENDLESSLY from Trump? That he's crazy rich. Then what happens? Turns out...

This week, #BarbieBallpoint wonders what's up with #TrumpVoters!

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So much I could say about this week's comic strip.  However, I feel like it says everything I need to say except

#BillyBallpoint feels burned about #BernieSanders and you should, too...

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You know this is true--Clinton is doing very well, despite being disliked by many and Trump is doing insanely well despite being insane.  If Bernie had been covered like Donald and Hillary have been, it's pretty likely that

This week: #BarbieBallpoint wonders just how burned #BernieSanders is after last week.

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As much as I'd like to see Bernie be the nominee, I'm also with Barbie in this strip.  I am, without a doubt,

Aww, poor #BarbieBallpoint! She's so sad about the election for #POTUS!

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Yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's disappointing that the first viable female candidate for president

Billy and Barbie want YOU to vote against the Obvious!

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So, this strip is pretty straight forward. If I had more Patreon supporters, I'd be able to draw a much more

Barbie and Billy return from the Puppy President Earth with a surprise!

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In a classic case of "the grass is always greener...", Billy and Barbie decide that an alternate reality is not the

Billy Tells Barbie Why an Alt USA Elected a Puppy #POTUS!

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Gee, I wonder who I was thinking about when I wrote this comic strip?  Well, initially, I was thinking about the

Billy and Barbie Visit Another Reality!

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Would a puppy as president be so much worse than what we normally get?  Or Trump?  What is a president

Billy and Barbie come to a grim conclusion about the race for #POTUS2016...

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It's true folks! We're basically doomed to the status quo, at best.  Which, you know, kinda sucks, frankly. We're