Billy has an Ax for Overpoliticking.

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This strip is NOT an endorsement of violence toward Hillary Clinton, women in general, or toward anyone else.  This is a comic strip.  This strip simply calls people on their shit. Why does Billy use an ax?  Read on...

Billy Ballpoint is Done with #StarWars! #OrNot

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#CurrentMood

From 1999: Billy takes an Ax to Racism (in the face!)

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This strip feels positively quaint compared to the racism we're dealing with today. The sad--no--the really sad thing is...

Billy Ballpoint is VERY critical of the News...

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The ONLY reason Trump has so much traction in the polls is because the news media gives him legitimacy by giving him so much coverage.  The sad thing is...

For #ThrowBackThursday: Billy Ballpoint celebrates July 4th in style!

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There is a level of appropriateness and illogic to how we celebrate Independence Day here in the US.

Billy and Barbie Ballpoint have a new TV show about the NRA!

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I am a person who believes in the Right to Bear Arms, but I also believe in this other thing called...

For #ThrowbackThursday: Billy's Ax slips in the worst way...

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Ah, the good old days, when cartoon extreme violence was still fun and ironic and not all-too-reflective of reality. I miss those days.

Billy and Barbie Ballpoint put out a plea for thepete's Patreon! patreon.thepete.com Even a buck helps!

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They Patreon link once again is: patreon.thepete.com!  But I bet you're wondering what the story behind this strip is.  The real story may surprise you!

Billy Ballpoint and Mr. Alien come to a realization about #Humanity.

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Yep, people are pretty horrible to each other.  It's particularly sad since it's so rarely necessary.

Billy Ballpoint makes the case for humanity to Mr. Alien! #inktober #Inktober2015

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This just seems wrong... Billy making the case in humanity's favor?

Billy makes the case for Earth with his old alien buddy... #Inktober #Inktober2015

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I hear this argument a LOT from people--that humans are "generally good" but really, where's the evidence?

Billy breaks it to his old Alien friend that Earth is...well, just read it... #Inktober #Inktober2015

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Not sure where I'm going with this--Inktober's got me writing gags quickly. This is the same alien that..

The #TransPacificPartnership (#TPP) is back in the news and Billy & Barbie are PSYCHED!

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I was wondering what ever happened to that notorious "little" trade deal!

Nothing fazes #BarbieBallpoint anymore. Including #AmericanHypocrisy #Inktober2015 #Inktober

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Yep, reality has pushed Barbie too far!  She's gone over to the other side!! Of course...

Billy Ballpoint explains to Barbie #CarAccidents are nothing compared to #GunViolence #Inktober #Inktober2015

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And that is the real reason the world is in the state it is in...

Barbie Ballpoint realizes that this #GunViolence thing is pretty weird! #Inktober2015 #Inktober

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It's actually like our priorities are actually, completely upside-down, actually!

Billy calls #ThePope on his #MixedMessages! #Inktober2015 #Inktober!

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Billy Ballpoint comes around to Barbie's way of thinking about the Pope... kinda!

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You have to admit, life is a bit more complex than a toaster oven and on top of that...

Billy Ballpoint takes on critics of cartoon violence (with an ax!)

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I used to feel that this comic strip was 100% accurate for all people. It's still absurd, to me, to censor violence in movies, TV, comics and video games on the grounds that it influences people to become violent.  My view now, 16 years later however, is a bit more nuanced...

Barbie Ballpoint wants to go see the #Pope when he visits but Billy's not sure...

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DO YOU LOVE THE POPE? NOPE? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE HE'S WAY BETTER THAN OTHER POPES!  ...sigh...

From 1999: Billy knows that he is not a #MikeMeyers fan (#tbt #throwbackthursday)

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Yeah, this is one I'm absolutely with Billy on.  I enjoyed Meyers on SNL, but long-form, I don't have a lot of patience for his humor.

Bombo the Clown Candidate Warns America about the Ugly Threat!

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Bombo has a point--his daughter is HOT, but... dad's coming onto daughters? Uhhhmmm....

Back in 1999, Billy was dealing with #RoadRage the only way he knew how.

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Oh come on now, you know you've wanted to do this at some point!  But have you ever asked yourself why this needs to be?  Let me tell you a story:

When Bombo the Ballpoint Clown is #POTUS, he will protect you from EVERYONE!

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You ever feel like maybe we are afraid of a lot of people?  Bombo thinks you're right!

Back in 1999, Barbie Ballpoint was worried about mass shootings, too! Billy has a solution!

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Well, this is a depressing coincidence in light of what happened last week and my brand new strip from Monday...

In this week's #BallpointAdventures, Billy has a PSA for anyone feeling ignored. #WARNING: #AdultLanguage

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Well, I don't think this strip needs much explanation, but just in case you think it does...

From 1999: Barbie Slams Billy for being a #StarWars Fanboy and Billy Slams Back

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OK, I admit it, I was wrong on this one. I really really really wanted THE PHANTOM MENACE to be good--even after I saw it for the first time.  As I said previously, after the third viewing of TPM, I started to catch on, but...

Billy and Barbie go Swimming in the Stock Market's Pool #notametaphor #sortof

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A little topical humor for you today...

For #TBT #ThrowBackThursday from 1999: Billy Hates Being Called on His #StarWars-related Crap

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Billy is perfectly comfortable admitting that he was in the theater opening night for STAR WARS EPISODE 1 THE PHANTOM MENACE.

Does a Presidential Candidate's HAIR Make a Difference? Billy says YES!

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Is a candidate's hair important to you?  Here's what I think:

Billy employs NATO navigation tactics in this week's #BallpointAdventures #TBT strip from May 10, 1999!

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There is a bit of a story behind this one that ironically makes this strip seem pretty dated (but really, it's not). I mean, nowadays, who cares if a bunch of innocent people got killed because NATO had bad intel?  This sort of thing happens all the time, these days.  But please read on to understand what this comic is really about.

Bombo Ballpoint Outlines his Presidential Campaign Platform on #BallpointAdventures.com!

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Would you vote for a clown for president?  You may get your chance!

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 4/26/99: Sometimes Billy Thinks Like a #Republican.

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Sometimes Billy thinks like a Republican.  What other party likes to ruin it for everybody?

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 8/3/15: Elephants, Asses, and Clowns--Sounds Like a Circus to Billy!

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So, we have the elephants (Republicans), asses (Democrats) and clowns (candidates). Let's call it what it is:

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES from 4/19/99: Billy Demands Answers (with an AX) from George!

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Boy, this strip is on the verge of seeming utterly insignificant, isn't it?  Though it isn't and I'll tell you why:

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 7/27/15: Barbie Doesn't Care About the Monster

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The idea behind this strip has been on my mind for a while...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 4/12/99: Billy Doesn't Think Star Wars Fans Should Get a Life

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See the irony here is I was one of those guys in line for PHANTOM MENACE tickets back in 1999.  I wasn't quite as early as these losers, but...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 7/20/15: Barbie Wants to Kiss Obama!

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Yeah, I've got a lot to say about this one...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES from 4/5/99: Billy & Barbie get Patronizing About Real Violence

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I think this was the first time I referenced real world violence versus stick-figure violence...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 7/13/15: Introducing Bart the Ballpoint 'Bot! Here to take Billy's job!

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So much to say about this!

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 3/29/99: Billy Thinks Death is a Solution to Some People's Problems #TBT #ThrowbackThursday

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Am I against assisted suicide?  Nope. For it, actually.  But sometimes...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 7/6/15: Billy Learns a BIG Lesson About Money in this week's #BallpointAdventures #webcomic!

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This is kind of bizarre to see...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 3/22/99: Billy Wants Some Recognition

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I'm not endorsing violence!  I'm just...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 6/29/15: Billy Corrects Barbie on Who to Thank for Gay Marriage

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This is based on an actual post I saw online this weekend.

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 3/15/99: Billy REALLY Thinks Barbie Shouldn't Smoke!

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I don't remember exactly what was going through my mind when I drew this, but I'm sure it was all about ironic irony.

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for June 22, 2015: Billy is Fed Up with Smartwatches!

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This is based on a true story!

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 3/8/99: Billy and Barbie Travel Thru Time!

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I always hate it when people point out how "We're all time travelers! We're all traveling to the future! One minute at a time!"

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 6/15/15: Billy and Barbie Remember the 1990s!

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It's true--Billy and Barbie actually do remember the 1990s!  Yes, we're all that old >_<

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES CLASSIC from 3/1/99: Billy Impresses Barbie with his TIME MACHINE!

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Women always have their priorities...

BALLPOINT ADVENTURES for 6/8/15: The Truth About the Republicans Running for President in 2016!

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I hope Hillary exploits this to the Nth degree.